[...girl, it's one thing to get a fucking Magikarp for Christmas from a trolling idiot, but starting with it? Oh you poor, poor little girl.] No, but you know, at least you're taking it well, it seems.]

Well, I wouldn't let it keep on splashing water on me for one thing! And serious injuries are not that common here, worse can't exactly even happen. [Or if it can, no one's told her.] Though you might catch a cold, if that splashing to your direction continues.